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Coo! [Oct. 5th, 2005|10:41 pm]
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cordial_flask
Esme's got a crush on someone! And he's got a knob at the end!
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(no subject) [Aug. 31st, 2005|12:14 pm]
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4ahardboiledegg
[mood |dirtydirty]

The dragon crisis is over, which is useful, as he made it almost to Lancre. I assume it will be harvesting time there soon, and I can't imagine how the local folk would feel if their fields were burned.

Sybil has decided we should engage on a long holiday in which we travel all over the Discworld in search of adventure. I myself have become a homebody and I think Junior would rather stay home as well.

However...she has threatened me with three weeks of analysing dragon dung...maybe I would like a holiday after all...
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Where is everyone? [Aug. 31st, 2005|06:58 pm]
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diamond_teeth
[mood |anxiousanxious]

Where is everyone?
I have this horrible feeling I am the only one left alive....actually, thats not a horrible feeling cos it means I am alive....

I'm not much into this philisophical thinking so will someone please say something before my head starts to hurt?

Actually, I am reminded of the time I played twister with a few friends, I wondered why it went really quiet and no one was getting into the game...I had forgot to sheath my sword....

I guess the moral is kids, when you play, remove weapons from your person, for OTHER people's safety!


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Hoo-rah! [Aug. 5th, 2005|06:21 pm]
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rocket_wizzard
I think I've discovered something! It's this sticky stuff that keeps sticking to itself. I was actually just trying to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but this is much better! It makes this lovely ripping sound each time I try to pull it away from each other. It's like Mrs. Cake's taffy, except it doesn't stretch, it just sort of pulls.

I think I'll call it Vealcrow. It's black like a crow, and veal like because...well, because I like veal.

I can't wait to show the others!
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Reoprt from F. Colon (Sgt) [Jul. 31st, 2005|02:02 pm]
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sleepy_sarge
While pursuin' enquiries into the disappearance of a dragon, I had cause to check the speed cameras on the Brass Bridge. Seems Rodney the speed camera imp had capture a picture of 2 persons speedin'...1)a winged beast, hotly pursued by 2) an old bag a lady in a pointy hat, who was ridin' a broomstick and swiggin from a flagon of scumble. Rodney tells me she was singin a song about a hedgehog and cackling between swigs.

Corporal Nobbs 'as been persuaded not to issue any speedin tickets on account of 1) would cause him to be turned into a lance constable and 2) would cause him to be turned into somethin' much much worse.

Seems Dibbler is now advertisin his new improved meat pies - "now contains at least 2% meat". I dunno if any of these things are connected to the disappearance of the dragon.

F.Colon (Sgt)
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THE HAILSTORMS HAVE BEGUN. [Jul. 30th, 2005|08:08 pm]
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curry_murderer
I'VE BEEN DRINKING WITH THE OTHER FOURSEMEN.

THE FOUR SEAMEN. I'VE BEEN THINKING. ABOUT HORSES. AND MEN. THEY HAVE FUNNY HATS, DON'T THEY?

AHA.

WE THINK IT'S GOOD FOR THE SHMAROCALYPSE. FOR. SHAM. SHAMMITY.

SHMEAR.

WHUT WAZ IN THAT? I TINK MY DINK WUZ SPIKED.

WE'RE GOIN' RIDING.

GIDDY-UP.
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(no subject) [Jul. 26th, 2005|04:15 pm]
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sleepy_sarge
Nobby?? NOBBY?? damn where did 'e get to? We gotta get goin to deal with this dragon wots arson about. Oh well may as well 'ave another cup o' tea and see what it is we 've to face. Ah there it is. "Care for your dragon" by Lady Sybil Ramkin...lemme see....beware.blah blah blah...indigestion..blah blah blah..BLAST RADIUS??

errrm put the kettle on again Nobby, we should praps just think this through before we goes out there.
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Heartburn. Really! [Jul. 25th, 2005|08:26 pm]
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cordial_flask
Esme told me that there's been some loose dragons around Ankh-Morpork. We went to visit for a spell, though Esme didn't want to go (I can't imagine why, you been hidin' your house for way too long now, you're starting to sprout moss and it looks funny, because really, who wants to go out with the moss lady?). We got some hard ale though I wanted a hard somethin' else and...

Anyway, we saw this giant, flamin' thing and I thought to myself: that's free food, that is. Been a long times since I've had dragonjitas. It's a bit spicy but boy howdy does it clear your sinuses!
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(no subject) [Jul. 20th, 2005|11:42 am]
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miniscythe
[mood |curiouscurious]

*squeak squeak squeak* Quoth: Where is everyone? *squeak squeak squeak squeaky squeak* I wanted to show them all my newest invention...the cheese-rind remover.
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Oh no! [Jun. 5th, 2005|02:12 am]
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stopchasingme
I think tarantulas are taking over the University.

Run for your lives! Well, first clear a path for me, and once I'm well out of sight, you can start running. Sound fair?
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