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Heartburn. Really! [Jul. 25th, 2005|08:26 pm]
Discworld Nightlife

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[cordial_flask]
Esme told me that there's been some loose dragons around Ankh-Morpork. We went to visit for a spell, though Esme didn't want to go (I can't imagine why, you been hidin' your house for way too long now, you're starting to sprout moss and it looks funny, because really, who wants to go out with the moss lady?). We got some hard ale though I wanted a hard somethin' else and...

Anyway, we saw this giant, flamin' thing and I thought to myself: that's free food, that is. Been a long times since I've had dragonjitas. It's a bit spicy but boy howdy does it clear your sinuses!
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[User Picture]From: 4ahardboiledegg
2005-07-26 05:03 pm (UTC)
The dragon isn't food, dear lady. It's my wife's prize dragon.
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[User Picture]From: cordial_flask
2005-07-27 05:15 am (UTC)
Says you!
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[User Picture]From: miniscythe
2005-07-26 05:04 pm (UTC)
*squeak squeak squeaky squeak!!!!* Quoth: Was it REALLY big? I love dragons!!!
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[User Picture]From: onestrictwitch
2005-07-27 05:14 am (UTC)
No. Ogg is just going on as usual, trying to show off.

She don't know what she's sayin' half the time. More like a third of the time, maybe.
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[User Picture]From: cordial_flask
2005-07-27 05:16 am (UTC)
Esme, I know what I'm saying at least ten-fourths of the time!
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[User Picture]From: onestrictwitch
2005-07-27 05:16 am (UTC)
That don't even add up, mathmeticsally-wise.
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[User Picture]From: cordial_flask
2005-07-27 05:16 am (UTC)
Since when are you into meth?
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[User Picture]From: onestrictwitch
2005-07-27 05:17 am (UTC)
You know I don't hold much truck with meth.
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[User Picture]From: rocket_wizzard
2005-07-27 05:18 am (UTC)
I should hope not.
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[User Picture]From: cordial_flask
2005-07-27 05:18 am (UTC)
But you're one of them people that does meth all the time!
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[User Picture]From: rocket_wizzard
2005-07-27 05:18 am (UTC)
I assure you, I do not.
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[User Picture]From: cordial_flask
2005-07-27 05:19 am (UTC)
But I seed you at it!
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[User Picture]From: miniscythe
2005-07-27 09:13 am (UTC)
*squeak squeak squeak* Oh.
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[User Picture]From: curry_murderer
2005-07-27 05:19 am (UTC)
IT REMINDS ME OF THE DRAGON LANDS. THEY WERE NEVER IN LOW SUPPLY OF MARSHMALLOWS.
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[User Picture]From: onestrictwitch
2005-07-27 05:20 am (UTC)
Go toastin' often, do ya?
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[User Picture]From: curry_murderer
2005-07-27 05:20 am (UTC)
I HAVE KNOWN TO PARTAKE OF A BONFIRE OR TWO. WHEN THE MOOD IS RIGHT.
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[User Picture]From: onestrictwitch
2005-07-27 05:21 am (UTC)
When people are on fire, you mean?
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[User Picture]From: curry_murderer
2005-07-27 05:21 am (UTC)
I AM NOT A PYROTECHNIC.
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[User Picture]From: rocket_wizzard
2005-07-27 05:22 am (UTC)
I believe you mean pyromaniac.
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[User Picture]From: curry_murderer
2005-07-27 05:22 am (UTC)
ER. RIGHT. THAT TOO.
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[User Picture]From: rocket_wizzard
2005-07-27 05:22 am (UTC)
I think you mean that neither.
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[User Picture]From: onestrictwitch
2005-07-27 05:23 am (UTC)
I'd stop helpin' him if I were you.
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[User Picture]From: curry_murderer
2005-07-27 05:23 am (UTC)
I AM QUITE ALL RIGHT.
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[User Picture]From: onestrictwitch
2005-07-27 05:24 am (UTC)
Don't rightly know about that, but to me, it looks as if you've gone and run into something too many times.
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[User Picture]From: curry_murderer
2005-07-27 05:24 am (UTC)
HUH?
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[User Picture]From: onestrictwitch
2005-07-27 05:24 am (UTC)
'xactly.
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