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Reoprt from F. Colon (Sgt) [Jul. 31st, 2005|02:02 pm]
Discworld Nightlife
While pursuin' enquiries into the disappearance of a dragon, I had cause to check the speed cameras on the Brass Bridge. Seems Rodney the speed camera imp had capture a picture of 2 persons speedin'...1)a winged beast, hotly pursued by 2) an old bag a lady in a pointy hat, who was ridin' a broomstick and swiggin from a flagon of scumble. Rodney tells me she was singin a song about a hedgehog and cackling between swigs.

Corporal Nobbs 'as been persuaded not to issue any speedin tickets on account of 1) would cause him to be turned into a lance constable and 2) would cause him to be turned into somethin' much much worse.

Seems Dibbler is now advertisin his new improved meat pies - "now contains at least 2% meat". I dunno if any of these things are connected to the disappearance of the dragon.

F.Colon (Sgt)

[User Picture]From: 4ahardboiledegg
2005-08-02 04:22 pm (UTC)
That sounds like the dragon all right. And a witch-type.

As for Dibbler, I'd watch myself on those pies, were I you.
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From: sleepy_sarge
2005-08-05 12:59 pm (UTC)
Yessir. Unfortunately Nobby did try one. A pie I mean. Not a witch. Or a dragon.
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From: itsnotaboutsize
2005-08-04 12:31 am (UTC)
2% WHAT meat?
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From: sleepy_sarge
2005-08-05 01:00 pm (UTC)
Dunno sir. I'll ask Nobby if when he comes out of the privy.
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