|Reoprt from F. Colon (Sgt)
||[Jul. 31st, 2005|02:02 pm]
While pursuin' enquiries into the disappearance of a dragon, I had cause to check the speed cameras on the Brass Bridge. Seems Rodney the speed camera imp had capture a picture of 2 persons speedin'...1)a winged beast, hotly pursued by 2) | an old bag a lady in a pointy hat, who was ridin' a broomstick and swiggin from a flagon of scumble. Rodney tells me she was singin a song about a hedgehog and cackling between swigs.
Corporal Nobbs 'as been persuaded not to issue any speedin tickets on account of 1) would cause him to be turned into a lance constable and 2) would cause him to be turned into somethin' much much worse.
Seems Dibbler is now advertisin his new improved meat pies - "now contains at least 2% meat". I dunno if any of these things are connected to the disappearance of the dragon.