Why would you go and invent something to stick a person somewhere? That's not fair!
It wasn't on purpose. And anyway, it's for the common good.
I don't see what good it's doing me!
Maybe if you would if you'd give it a chance!
I don't have time for chances!
I see you don't have time to clean up after yourself when you have a bath, either. I can't understand the logic behind that.
Someone could get me while I'm toweling off!
Has that ever actually happened to you?
Of course not! I have to keep three steps ahead of the game! At the very least!
Especially there. I bathe with one foot out of the tub, just in case I need a running start.
Oh now, that's simply ridiculous.
We'll see who's alive when the water crawlers begin coming through the walls!
Firstly, why would there be water crawlers in the wall?
Secondly, what is a water crawler?
And thirdly, I really don't think so, Rincewind.
That's how they operate!
It's a...this...and it has...if you don't know, I can't be bothered to explain!
I have to go!
You don't know, do you?
I do too!
Stop trying to stall me!
O' course I aint a man of science, and I dunno about quantum wossname, but what I does know is that this vealpie stuff dusnt stick just to itself.
Seems someone left a heap of it in one of the dining room chairs up at the university. The watch was alerted to a disturbance by loud rippin' noises, and strange whoops and cries.
When we arrived at the scene, there was this black stuff, all covered in red hairs. There was also the wreckage of a dining eoom chair, and a doorframe that was to small to allow the passage of a large
monkey primate and attached chair.
Mebbe this stuff needs some more research (although I wouldn't recommend usin' the library for the next few days).
It's Vealcrow! I am not a pie-seller!
I will research it further. But you can't say that there it isn't helfpul. I bet it stuck pretty fast, didn't it? It's amazing stuff, this Vealcrow.
Oh yes it stuck pretty fast all right. Specially to hair. Sgt Angua will be havin' a word to say about that too I expect,
once she's changed back tomorrow. On the other hand, it has given Corporal Littlebottom some ideas. She was attachin it to her legs and rippin' it off again. Nobby took some away too. I daren't even think what he is plannin' for it
They are welcome to it! I can see the Vealcrow being of great use to the Watch. Make it easier to apprehend wily criminals. Eh? Right?
Well err yes, apprehendin criminals could be one use I spose. But it isn't provin popular with the Watch due to
Nobby some unnamed officer with a warped sense of humour decidin' to fix some to the seat in the Pseudopolis Yard privy. The more errr.... hursoot hersuit hirsweet hairy officers have not as it were appreciated the joke
There you go, inventing things again and scaring the staff.
I haven't scared anyone except Rincewind, and he doesn't count.
Look what you did to that one fellow!
Are you referring to the Librarian?
Of course I am! You brought in the Watch with your antics!
Well...sometimes that happens.
But it's not supposed to happen! And look at what you've done! There's primate hair everywhere!
I think he looks better this way.