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Hoo-rah! [Aug. 5th, 2005|06:21 pm]
Discworld Nightlife

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[rocket_wizzard]
I think I've discovered something! It's this sticky stuff that keeps sticking to itself. I was actually just trying to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but this is much better! It makes this lovely ripping sound each time I try to pull it away from each other. It's like Mrs. Cake's taffy, except it doesn't stretch, it just sort of pulls.

I think I'll call it Vealcrow. It's black like a crow, and veal like because...well, because I like veal.

I can't wait to show the others!
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From: stopchasingme
2005-08-06 01:32 am (UTC)
Why would you go and invent something to stick a person somewhere? That's not fair!
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[User Picture]From: rocket_wizzard
2005-08-06 01:33 am (UTC)
It wasn't on purpose. And anyway, it's for the common good.
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From: stopchasingme
2005-08-06 01:34 am (UTC)
I don't see what good it's doing me!
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[User Picture]From: rocket_wizzard
2005-08-06 01:34 am (UTC)
Maybe if you would if you'd give it a chance!
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From: stopchasingme
2005-08-06 01:35 am (UTC)
I don't have time for chances!
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[User Picture]From: rocket_wizzard
2005-08-06 01:36 am (UTC)
I see you don't have time to clean up after yourself when you have a bath, either. I can't understand the logic behind that.
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From: stopchasingme
2005-08-06 01:36 am (UTC)
Someone could get me while I'm toweling off!
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[User Picture]From: rocket_wizzard
2005-08-06 01:37 am (UTC)
Has that ever actually happened to you?
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From: stopchasingme
2005-08-06 01:37 am (UTC)
Of course not! I have to keep three steps ahead of the game! At the very least!
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[User Picture]From: rocket_wizzard
2005-08-06 01:37 am (UTC)
Even in the WC?
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From: stopchasingme
2005-08-06 01:39 am (UTC)
Especially there. I bathe with one foot out of the tub, just in case I need a running start.
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[User Picture]From: rocket_wizzard
2005-08-06 01:40 am (UTC)
Oh now, that's simply ridiculous.
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From: stopchasingme
2005-08-06 01:40 am (UTC)
We'll see who's alive when the water crawlers begin coming through the walls!
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[User Picture]From: rocket_wizzard
2005-08-06 01:41 am (UTC)
Firstly, why would there be water crawlers in the wall?

Secondly, what is a water crawler?

And thirdly, I really don't think so, Rincewind.
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From: stopchasingme
2005-08-06 01:42 am (UTC)
That's how they operate!

It's a...this...and it has...if you don't know, I can't be bothered to explain!

I have to go!
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[User Picture]From: rocket_wizzard
2005-08-06 01:43 am (UTC)
Is it?

You don't know, do you?

Really? Where?
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From: stopchasingme
2005-08-06 01:44 am (UTC)
Yes!

I do too!

Stop trying to stall me!
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From: sleepy_sarge
2005-08-06 09:29 pm (UTC)
O' course I aint a man of science, and I dunno about quantum wossname, but what I does know is that this vealpie stuff dusnt stick just to itself.

Seems someone left a heap of it in one of the dining room chairs up at the university. The watch was alerted to a disturbance by loud rippin' noises, and strange whoops and cries.

When we arrived at the scene, there was this black stuff, all covered in red hairs. There was also the wreckage of a dining eoom chair, and a doorframe that was to small to allow the passage of a large monkey primate and attached chair.

Mebbe this stuff needs some more research (although I wouldn't recommend usin' the library for the next few days).
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[User Picture]From: rocket_wizzard
2005-08-06 09:54 pm (UTC)
It's Vealcrow! I am not a pie-seller!

I will research it further. But you can't say that there it isn't helfpul. I bet it stuck pretty fast, didn't it? It's amazing stuff, this Vealcrow.
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From: sleepy_sarge
2005-08-06 10:26 pm (UTC)
Oh yes it stuck pretty fast all right. Specially to hair. Sgt Angua will be havin' a word to say about that too I expect, once she's changed back tomorrow. On the other hand, it has given Corporal Littlebottom some ideas. She was attachin it to her legs and rippin' it off again. Nobby took some away too. I daren't even think what he is plannin' for it
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[User Picture]From: rocket_wizzard
2005-08-07 01:50 am (UTC)
They are welcome to it! I can see the Vealcrow being of great use to the Watch. Make it easier to apprehend wily criminals. Eh? Right?
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From: sleepy_sarge
2005-08-07 12:16 pm (UTC)
Well err yes, apprehendin criminals could be one use I spose. But it isn't provin popular with the Watch due to Nobby some unnamed officer with a warped sense of humour decidin' to fix some to the seat in the Pseudopolis Yard privy. The more errr....hursoot hersuit hirsweet hairy officers have not as it were appreciated the joke
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[User Picture]From: wow_wow_lover
2005-08-06 10:13 pm (UTC)
There you go, inventing things again and scaring the staff.
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[User Picture]From: rocket_wizzard
2005-08-06 10:14 pm (UTC)
I haven't scared anyone except Rincewind, and he doesn't count.
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[User Picture]From: wow_wow_lover
2005-08-06 10:15 pm (UTC)
Look what you did to that one fellow!
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[User Picture]From: rocket_wizzard
2005-08-06 10:16 pm (UTC)
Are you referring to the Librarian?
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[User Picture]From: wow_wow_lover
2005-08-06 10:17 pm (UTC)
Of course I am! You brought in the Watch with your antics!
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[User Picture]From: rocket_wizzard
2005-08-06 10:17 pm (UTC)
Well...sometimes that happens.
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[User Picture]From: wow_wow_lover
2005-08-06 10:19 pm (UTC)
But it's not supposed to happen! And look at what you've done! There's primate hair everywhere!
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[User Picture]From: rocket_wizzard
2005-08-06 10:27 pm (UTC)
I think he looks better this way.
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