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Hoo-rah! [Aug. 5th, 2005|06:21 pm]
Discworld Nightlife


I think I've discovered something! It's this sticky stuff that keeps sticking to itself. I was actually just trying to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but this is much better! It makes this lovely ripping sound each time I try to pull it away from each other. It's like Mrs. Cake's taffy, except it doesn't stretch, it just sort of pulls.

I think I'll call it Vealcrow. It's black like a crow, and veal like because...well, because I like veal.

I can't wait to show the others!

From: sleepy_sarge
2005-08-06 09:29 pm (UTC)
O' course I aint a man of science, and I dunno about quantum wossname, but what I does know is that this vealpie stuff dusnt stick just to itself.

Seems someone left a heap of it in one of the dining room chairs up at the university. The watch was alerted to a disturbance by loud rippin' noises, and strange whoops and cries.

When we arrived at the scene, there was this black stuff, all covered in red hairs. There was also the wreckage of a dining eoom chair, and a doorframe that was to small to allow the passage of a large monkey primate and attached chair.

Mebbe this stuff needs some more research (although I wouldn't recommend usin' the library for the next few days).
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[User Picture]From: rocket_wizzard
2005-08-06 09:54 pm (UTC)
It's Vealcrow! I am not a pie-seller!

I will research it further. But you can't say that there it isn't helfpul. I bet it stuck pretty fast, didn't it? It's amazing stuff, this Vealcrow.
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From: sleepy_sarge
2005-08-06 10:26 pm (UTC)
Oh yes it stuck pretty fast all right. Specially to hair. Sgt Angua will be havin' a word to say about that too I expect, once she's changed back tomorrow. On the other hand, it has given Corporal Littlebottom some ideas. She was attachin it to her legs and rippin' it off again. Nobby took some away too. I daren't even think what he is plannin' for it
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[User Picture]From: rocket_wizzard
2005-08-07 01:50 am (UTC)
They are welcome to it! I can see the Vealcrow being of great use to the Watch. Make it easier to apprehend wily criminals. Eh? Right?
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From: sleepy_sarge
2005-08-07 12:16 pm (UTC)
Well err yes, apprehendin criminals could be one use I spose. But it isn't provin popular with the Watch due to Nobby some unnamed officer with a warped sense of humour decidin' to fix some to the seat in the Pseudopolis Yard privy. The more errr....hursoot hersuit hirsweet hairy officers have not as it were appreciated the joke
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